Let’s start with the scandalous stuff. For the uninitiated, the besties are a woman’s body parts, personified. Not your everyday content, in a country where sex-ed is, well, sex-edited out. (I’m looking at YOU, bio teacher who treated Chapter 9 like a classified document.)

In this prequel, as Priya debates losing her V-card, Vagayenti goes full cock-block, which rubs Clitika the wrong way, while Geeta-Boobita in their push-up bras, provide her absolutely no support. (ALL PUNS ARE INTENDED)

As writer-director, one of my favourite internet reactions were the boys asking, “Who is Clitika?” Honestly, gentlemen, happy to have made your acquaintance.